PNR产业简介 产业:消费品 国防 员工:108000 市值:194亿美元 收益净额:78亿美元 ▼4.19%
道尔顿小姐 你让我印象深刻
Miss Dalton, I am really impressed.
谢谢 但请叫我尼克
Thank you. And please call me Nic.
尼克
Nic.
很感谢你今天能来
I really appreciate you coming in today.
见到你很开心
It was a pleasure meeting you.
我们会在星期一通知所有申请人结果
And we're gonna let all our candidates know on Monday, okay.
呃 抱歉 但我们应该已经谈了
Um, okay, I'm sorry, we've been talking here
整整45分钟 所以
for the last 45 minutes, so.
你这是在逗我玩?
Are you blowing me off?
你实话实说吧 因为……
Just level with me, because...
你还差九个学时才能拿到
You're nine credit hours short of obtaining
你的大专证书 我没说错吧?
your Associates Degree, is that correct?
我想你应该是辍学了
Because I am assuming that you dropped out.
呃 我家里有点问题
Well, I had some family issues that I,
辍学也是逼不得已
that required me to leave school, yes.
你简历上还说到你现在
Mmmhmm. And you also list your current employment
在"湿落鼬鼠"当调酒师
as a bartender at, um, yeah, at the Soggy Weasel.
还有你唯一的推荐人是 墨菲·道尔顿
And your only reference, a Murphy Dalton.
他跟你是什么关系?
Is there any relation?
呃 他是我父亲
Um, yes, he's my father.
好
Right.
多洛莉丝 麻烦给我一分钟
Dolores if you just give me a minute,
就60秒 听我解释
60 seconds to explain.
在那之后如果你还是坚持
After that if you're not fully convinced
我不够格成为PNR的一员
that I'd be a valuable team member here at PNR
我马上毫无抵触地离开这
then I'll walk out that door, no hard feelings.
好吧
Okay.
是 我在我爸那工作
Yes I work for my father.
他需要一个调酒师 我需要一份工作
He needed a bartender, and I needed a job.
在那里工作的这六个月里
But in the six months that I've worked there,
我把这个酒吧打造成了网红
I've crafted a strong social media presence.
我带头搞的促销
I've spearheaded promotions
也让我爸赚了近乎两倍
that have almost doubled his revenue.
所以如果你正在找
So if you're looking for somebody
有市场营销经验的人 我是你的最佳人选
with real life marketing experience, I'm your girl.
尼克 PNR可是《财富》500强公司之一
Okay, Nic, PNR is a Fortune 500 company.
而不是那些靠买一送一
Okay, it's not a dive bar whose livelihood
卖特价饮料来营生的廉价酒吧
depends on two for one drink specials and, you know,
也不是能让老板的纹身女儿
wet t-shirt contests put on by
举办湿身大赛的地方
the owner's tattoo covered daughter.
但我很欣赏你的热情 真的
Look I appreciate your enthusiasm, I really do,
可归根结底
but when it all comes down to it
你只是一个记忆力不错 能背下我们网站
you're a college drop out with a great memorization skill
"关于我们"页面的辍学大学生
for our about us section of our website.
我只能说 这里真的没有适合你的位置
I just, I don't see a place for you here at PNR.
我开始感觉到这座桥
Ah, you know I can tell that this bridge
已经浇满了汽油了
is already like covered in gasoline right now.
-你说什么? -所以我得点一把火
- Excuse me? - So I'm gonna light a match
然后拿回我的申请
and I withdraw my application, you know,
我本想说你还是下地狱去吧
and I would tell you to go straight to hell but
不过看来你早就在地狱了
you already managed to find your way there.
欢迎回家 甜心
Welcome home honey.
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库伯先生 发生什么事了?
Mr. Cooper, what's happening?
需要在主机上做个诊断运行而已
Oh, just running a diagnostic on the mainframe.
呃
Hmm.
很抱歉 先生
I'm sorry sir,
今天这里没有维护记录
I don't have a record of a maintenance visit today.
那就奇了怪了 我明明记得老板给我发了封邮件
That's strange. I know I have an email from the boss
解压程序 完成
肯定就在某个地方
in here somewhere.
噢 抱歉 在这
Oh, I'm sorry, here it is.
在这里签名
Here, sign right there.
没什么问题 目录弄错了标签而已
Nothing to worry about, just a mislabeled directory.
周末愉快
Have a good weekend.
先生 你是不是忘了点东西
Sir, aren't you forgetting something.
看来是迫不及待要过周末了啊 是吗?
Eager to get your weekend started, huh?
你不懂
You have no idea.
湿落鼬鼠酒吧 产业:娱乐 员工:4/N市值:不可用 收入净额:22600美金 ▼12.3%
太荒谬了
Just ridiculous.
我知道 我迟到了
I know, I'm late.
你总是迟到
Consistently late.
你总是小题大做
You're consistently large.
面试怎么样了?
So how'd the interview go?
非常好 他们当场就决定录用我
Fantastic, they hired me on the spot.
我这两周就得跟你辞职了
I'm putting in my two weeks notice right now.
真的?
Really?
假的
No.
谢天谢地
Thank god.
我不是那个意思
I didn't mean that like it sounds.
只是这几个月
I just, I need somebody here
我还需要一个人手 好让我
for a couple more months that can...
做你那些记账工作
Basically do all your bookkeeping,
照看这个酒吧 别惹事生非
take care of the bar, keep your ass out of the fire.
真的吗 尼克?
Really Nic?
你真觉得这么糟糕?
Really is it that bad?
你知道他们怎么说的吗?
You know what they say?
家庭第一位
Family first right.
哇 那挺 挺好的
Oh wow, that's, that's great.
赶紧穿上你的衣服回去工作
Look, put your shirt on and get to work please.
墨菲
Murph.
近来怎么样[什么在抖] 小美人?
What's shaking, little sexy?
什么都在抖 不知道是不是因为宿醉的原因
Everything, I don't know if it's 'cause I'm hungover
还是震颤性谵妄症
or the DT's.
我天 你昨晚调的龙舌兰
Oh god, girl, the tequila you gave me last night
真的是让我麻烦不小
really put me in a situation.
不会吧
Oh do tell.
我只好像个忍者一样逃离现场
Let's just say I had to make a ninja like exit.
谁是那位幸运女神?
Uh so who's the lucky girl?
是个男的
Guy.
是蒂姆 你遇到过的 我这周的最爱
Tim, you met my flavor of the week.
我觉得你应该开始拓展你的…
Oh, I think I need to get you to start spreading your...
你注意点
Watch it.
视野
Horizons.
你先看看
Okay check it.
学校时候的老朋友了 刚搬回这里
Old friend from school, just moved back to town.
她很火辣 对吗?
She's hot, right?
她的金发太金了 太金了
Uh, she's too blonde, too blonde.
你真的得降低下你的标准
You really need to lower your standards.
就目前的状况来预期
Uh, I'm gonna be a professional bar wench
我以后顶多是个职业女酒保
for the foreseeable future.
我都已经向我这悲哀的一生妥协了
Yeah, you know, I've compromised everything in my sad life
所以在梦中情人这件事上 我不能再妥协了
so I'm not going to compromise on my dream girl.
她一定会出现的
She's out there somewhere.
你最近约会的那个黑发女人呢?
What about that cute little brunette you were seeing?
她的私处闻起来就像薄荷糖
Her vagina smelt like breath mints.
什么?
What?
兰登! 冰块! 现在!
Landon! Ice! Now!
薄荷糖 真的?
Breath mints, really?
至少比那种汗叽叽的好闻多了 对吧?
It's better than the sweaty sausage wallet, am I right?
嗨 兰登
Hello Landon.
尼克快把你衣服穿上
Uh, ugh Nic put on a shirt.
你让人没性致 你知道吗?
You are boner repellent, you know that?
就像是你的超能力
It's like your superpower.
让人没性致
Boner repellent.
快 说出那个字 莉安娜
LeighAnne just say the word.
蛋蛋
Balls.
大家都是成年人 就别再玩这种低俗游戏了好吗?
And we're open people, let's stop playing grab ass.
打的好
Nice shot.
谢谢
Why thank you.
拿到包裹了
准备向R&P总部出发
不要 得去公共场合 最近的酒吧在哪
湿落鼬鼠
喝 喝 喝 喝
Chug, chug, chug, chug.
喝 喝 喝
Chug, chug, chug.
这些龙舌兰是我们的吗?
Are those our tequila shots?
嗯
Yeah.
你来这喝酒是为了庆祝还是买醉?
You drinking to celebrate or to forget?
庆祝吧
Celebrating, I think.
噢 那新郎真可怜
Oh I pity the groom.
我的宝贝你今晚怎么样?
So how's my girl tonight?
像做梦一样好 特伦斯
Living the dream, Terence.
嘿 今晚跟我回家怎么样?
Hey what's the chance of you coming home with me tonight?
我刚弄到一新人拍的小黄片
I just gave myself a new porn star trim.
我天 特伦斯 我今天才刚吐过一回
Oh Jesus Terence, I've already puked once today.
你们的
Here you go guys.
噢
Oh yeah.
-你的特大杯 -这是给你这位美女的
- And your extra. - Oh that one's for you girl.
是的 干杯
Hell yeah it is, cheers.
-干杯 -干杯
- Cheers. - Cheers.
说回仰卧举重
So about that bench.
对 说回那个
Yeah back to my bench press.
你年龄够大 进去吧
You're old enough, it's okay.
今晚又有满脑子精虫的家伙
Another sack of hormones
要带你回家了?
determined to take you home tonight?
只要他肯给小费
Bring on the douchiest of the douches
我就给他来场最劲的
as long as he tips.
小心别许错了愿
Be careful what you wish for.
嘿 快看 火辣吧?
Hey, check her, she's hot right?
过辣了
Yeah like too hot.
那你没救了 你知道吗?
There's no help for you, do you know that?
抱歉
Excuse me.
我要用这张桌子
I need this table.
说的好像这是你家的一样
Need's a strong word bro.
所以现在你们是要谈判咯?
Oh so we are negotiating now?
顺便说一句 你这装微醉
Look by the way, it's a little bit early
装的有点早了
for you to be putting on the fake tipsy.
小心点 不然11点前你就得假装醉得不成样了
If you're not careful you're gonna be fake drunk by 11.
那些家伙11点前就会消失
Those guys will be gone by 11.
后面就是脱衣女郎们的舞台了
The strip club will be calling.
或许更早
Maybe earlier.
头奖命中
Jackpot.
发誓你不会说闲话
Promise you won't judge.
你看看我 我可没时间说闲话
Look at me, I have no room to judge.
是时候挣点钱了 去
Time to make some money, here you go.
还不错?
Good?
嗯 一般骚吧 不过不错
Yeah, generally whoreish but yeah it's great.
我就喜欢这样的
Just the way I like it.
你好呀 小甜心
Hi there honey.
你想来点什么?
What can I get you?
给我一杯伏加特马提尼
Yeah, I'll have a vodka martini.
不加橄榄
Up with no olives.
好的
Sure thing.
就现在 谢谢
Today, please.
要什么样的?
What'd you need cupcake?
就马提尼 不加橄榄
Martini straight up, no olives
那个人正经得不像该出现在这的人
says the dick who's too good to be here.
他在惹事?
Yeah is he giving trouble?
没有 他只是太呆瓜了
No he's just being an asshole.
他看起来就像个开着保时捷的公司职员
Well he looks corporate, probably drives a Porsche,
大概率是来找那种容易上钩的
most likely meeting some schlub here to sucker
好骗他们去搞传销
him into one of those pyramid schemes.
他们是让穷人更穷 自己才能更富
You know, taking from the poor, making his rich ass richer.
保时捷保险可是很贵的 莉安娜
You know insurance on a Porsche is very expensive LeighAnne.
如果不知道你辍学了的话
You know if I didn't know you'd quit school
我应该会猜你是唬人专业毕业的
I would say you got a degree in bullshit.
话说 我之前从来没问过
So hey, I never asked you, what does your,
你的梦中情人什么样?
your dream girl look like anyway?
她啊 身形娇小 婀娜多姿
Well she's petite, well proportioned,
要是会跳舞 有着黑头发黑眼睛黑皮肤就再好不过
preferably a dancer, dark hair, dark eyes, dark complexion,
什么都是黑色才好 但更重要的是…
dark everything but most importantly...
我能来一杯吗?
Can I get a drink over here?
我该退场了
Okay and this is where I leave you.
马提尼 好好享受
One martini, enjoy.
每五分钟提醒我一下 听清楚了吗?
Check back with me every five minutes, is that clear?
明白
Sure thing.
嘿 我没开玩笑 每隔五分钟
Hey, I'm not joking lady, every five minutes.
在你惹他生气之前 你最好松手
I would let go of my arm, before you piss him off.
我有学过一段时间的艺术
I dabbled in the arts for a while,
像是雕刻 作曲这一类的
sculpting, composing, you know shit like that,
但是 还是得说调酒才是我的生活方式
but bartending just, you know, kind of fit my lifestyle.
在外面当夜猫子 交新朋友
Staying out late, making new friends,
和美人来一场邂逅
meeting beautiful women.
听起来够梦幻 现在我能喝一杯了吗
That's fantastic, can I have a drink now please.
当然 你想来点什么?
God, of course, right, what can I get for you?
你掉地上的那个看起来就不错
Whatever you dropped on the floor looked pretty good.
马提尼 高雅人士的最爱
A martini, very high brow.
嗨 这位小姐 你还是偷偷溜进来了
Well hello young lady, you snuck in on me.
请问有带身份证吗?
Do you happen to have your ID on you?
墨菲
Murph.
公事公办 尼克
Ah business is business Nic.
我不想被罚款
Don't wanna be fined.
抱歉
Excuse me.
谢谢
Thank you.
很高兴认识你 布鲁克 我是墨菲
Pleasure to meet you Brooke, I'm Murphy.
希望你今晚玩得开心 继续
I hope you have a wonderful night, carry on.
布鲁克 我最喜欢的名字
Brooke, that's my favorite name.
再来一杯给这位傻逼的钱袋先生
Another martini for douchebag Mr. Moneybags.
只要你说一声 我就揍得他六亲不认
Just say the word and I'll kick his ass.
尼克 再来点龙舌兰
Nic, I need some more tequila,
这些伴娘还真是酒兴大发
these bridesmaids are insatiable.
兰登 能按顺序吗?
Landon, will you wait your turn please?
不好意思我不会说鸟语
Oh I'm sorry I don't speak skank,
您能用英语再给我重复一遍吗?
could you say that for me in English please.
你完了
Oh it's on.
你个婊子生的
You son of a bitch.
过来啊
Get over here.
卧槽!
Oh shit!
你这个猪
You pig.
你死定了!
You're dead!
抱歉孩子们 这还有顾客在
Excuse me children, we have paying customers.
能等到下班后再打吗?
Can we do this after hours?
她先开始的
She started it.
来吧 开战吧
Come on bring it on.
哇 哇 哇 兰登 龙舌兰
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Landon tequila.
-谢谢 -莉安娜 马提尼
- Thank you. - LeighAnne, martini.
什么?
What?
好了 去吧
Alright go, go.
怎么了?
What?
我 我只是有点惊讶
I'm, I'm just impressed.
好
Great.
我就不能夸你一次吗 就一次
Can't I just one time, pay you a compliment.
能不能等下班之后
Look can this wait until after hours,
现在还有很多酒得上
I've got a lot of drinks to make right now.
行
Yeah.
-他就是老板? -对
- Is that the owner? - Yes.
敢这么跟老板说话 你胆量不小
Pretty ballsy thing to say to your boss.
嗯 他还碰巧搞大了我妈的肚子
Yeah well, he also happened to knock up my mom.
同时马上就消失了
And then promptly disappear after that
直到我26岁那年才出现
until my 26th birthday so.
那是你父亲
That was your father.
也说不定
Subject change.
还想再来一杯吗?
So, would you like another drink?
我不知道该不该再来
I don't know if I should.
也是 今天是上学日
Oh right, it must be a school night huh.
上学日?
A school night?
是啊 小女孩 还有很多课等着你去上呢
Yeah girl, 'cause you got so much class.
你这马提尼太糟糕 给我换杯其他的
Your martini's suck, give me something else.
想要什么
What'll it be.
让我眼前一亮的
Surprise me.
要做到这点
In order to do that
我想我得带你回家了
I'd probably have to take you back to my place.
女士 这对我来说有点太直接
That's a little too forward for me, lady.
哎我去 开玩笑而已
Oh come on, it was a joke.
你不是这附近的吧?
You're not from around these parts are you?
这附近 当然不是
These parts, no.
我应该回到我来的地方了吗?
Should I go back to that thar place I came from.
呃 最好是这样
Uh, probably be for the best.
能详细解释一下吗?
Please elaborate.
"湿落鼬鼠"正是因为廉价酒
Well the Soggy Weasel's known for its cheap drinks
和淫荡的女人而出名
and its loose women.
你又怎么知道我不廉价?
How do you know I'm not cheap?
是不淫荡
Loose.
随便
Whatever.
你是做什么的?
So what do you do?
你猜
Guess.
你是跳舞的?
You're a dancer?
那可不是职业
Corporate liaison.
卖车保险的
Company car, insurance.
一直做这个
Whole nine.
听起来不错
That's pretty sweet.
这可不一定
It depends on your perspective.
怎么说?
How so?
你几点起床?
What time do you get up in the morning?
下午5点
5:00 p.m..
早上6点
6:00 a.m..
你到手工资有多少?
What's your take home pay?
大概1600
Like 1,600.
一周?
A week?
一个月
A month.
你呢?
How about you?
比1600多点 但我们有着装要求
More than 1,600 but we have a dress code.
那也太烂了
Oh that sucks.
可不是
Yeah tell me about it.
我们这类人总是会为自己的衣着而骄傲
Our lot always took a lot of pride in our appearance.
这是特伦斯
This is Terence.
他之前在一个叫R&P的公司工作
He used to work for a company called R&P.
那些剃须膏男人?
The shaving cream guys?
都是群混蛋
They're a bunch of bastards,
骗得我提早退休
suckered me into early retirement.
说我酗酒
Said I had a drinking problem.
就是这个让人不爽 特伦斯
That's what I'm talking about. Terence
不论有没有在酗酒
may or may not have an alleged drinking problem
都能提早退休
and yet he gets early retirement.
简直是活在梦里
Living the dream.
不要再闲聊了
Enough of this idle chit chat.
我想知道更多关于你的事
I wanna know more about you.
你的希望 你的梦想和抱负都是什么?
So what are your hopes, your dreams, your aspirations?
再来一杯
One more drink.
我就得走了
Then I have to go.
这是什么?
What's in this?
伏特加
Vodka.
太烈了
It just tastes strong.
我会告诉调酒师让她别那么猛
I'll tell the bartender to take it easy.
谁还想再来一杯?
Hey who wants another?
这
Yes.
酷
Cool.
我想我已经喝得够多了
I think I've had enough for a while.
哇哇哇 可别胡说八道
Oh whoa, whoa, whoa, that's crazy talk.
米歇尔 让她别再胡说八道了
Michelle, come on, tell her that's crazy talk.
我想我的这位朋友
I think my friend here
只不过想要保持清醒罢了
wants to make sure that she has all her wits about her.
不然她就得为她不得体的行为找借口了
Otherwise she'll have an excuse to act inappropriately.
怎么 我成了坏人了?
When did I become the bad guy?
女士们 别听他胡说
Ladies, do not listen to this man.
别信这个男人
Don't trust this man.
你知道当你意识到从今晚以后
Do you know what it's like to realize that
你都得和同一个人睡觉是什么感觉吗
after this night you will be sleeping with the same person,
那个1米64高的 有着口臭的股票经济人
the same five foot four stockbroker
可那是遗传的 所以直到死
with chronic, but it's genetic so you can't judge me,
你都不能因为口臭对他说三道四
halitosis, for the rest of your life.
不知道
No idea.
事实其实是 兰登 我能这么叫你吗
The truth is Landon, can I call you Landon.
嗯 当然
Sure, yeah.
事实其实是有些伴娘
The truth is some of us bridesmaids
对那位股票经纪人并不完全满意
aren't completely happy with Mr. Stockbroker.
我们其中一些人很好奇这位银行大腕
Some of us are wondering why Mr. Corporate Banker Bigshot
为什么总是到深夜才回家
comes home late every night.
我们还有一些人 我不是在说谁坏话
And some of us, not naming names here,
知道兰登你 对是你 你这位调酒师
know that you, yes you, Landon the bartender
应该是最后的希望能给
might be the best last hope of,
我应该怎么说得委婉一点呢
how can I put this delicately,
给我们订了婚的朋友谈点人生哲学
boning some sense into our betrothed friend over there.
我很荣幸
I would be honored.
尼克 掩护我!
Nic, cover me!
兰登 我去你妈的
Dammit Landon.
你为什么不锁门?
Why don't you lock the door?
锁什么门?
Lock the door?
锁男厕所的门
Locks in the men's room stalls,
你以为这是什么地方?
what kind of establishment do you think this is?
我相信你
Yeah I trust you.
打烊了
It's quitting time.
你该走了 看起来你已经
Closing you out, because you don't look like you need to be
玩得够嗨了
having any more fun anyway.
这是什么?
What's this?
你的账单
It's your check.
可是 我 我有…
But, I have, I have...
哇哇哇 坐下 放轻松
Whoa, whoa, whoa, sit down, stop, take it easy.
我也不是故意扫你的兴 但是除非你坐上车
I hate to break it to you, but you're not going anywhere
你哪也去不了
unless it's in a cab.
该死
Shit.
尼克 换班时间到了 我出去了
Nicki, shift's up, I'm out.
这些拿上
Hang onto these.
这都是钱袋先生的吗?
Are these Mr. Moneybags?
他已经喝高了 真是个弱鸡
Yes, he's completely wasted, total lightweight,
看起来我是没小费收了
looks like I'm not getting a tip.
你想我对他做什么?
Alright what do you want me to do with him?
不知道 给他一个小时 再给他叫辆车
I don't know, give him an hour. Call him a cab.
那种要多差劲有多差劲的车
A really, really, shitty cab.
我马上给他叫一辆比最差劲还更差劲的车
I'm gonna call him the shittiest of shittiest of cabs.
这就是我为什么那么爱你
And that's why I love you.
我要去蒂姆那
I'm going to Tim's.
你应该来 因为我决心要大喝一场了
Hey you should come, 'cause I plan to be wasted.
好
Alright.
哇哇 可别像梅根·福克斯那样看着我
Whoa, when did you go all Megan Fox on me.
再见 墨菲
Bye Murph.
再见 甜心
Bye sweetheart.
注意安全
Be safe okay.
知道了
I will.
好
Alright.
库伯先生?
Mr. Cooper?
我给你明确的指令 让你点一杯酒 就一杯
I gave you explicit instructions to order one drink, one.
然后在这耐心地等着
And wait patiently.
我太醉了
I'm so wasted.
我真的太醉了老板
I'm so wasted boss.
看起来你并没有按我说的做
You don't seem to have heeded my advice.
给我滚出这张椅子
Get your ass out of that chair.
请你了
Please.
你要倒霉了 库伯先生
This is unfortunate Mr. Cooper.
听着 我不能丢下我的工作不管
Listen, I can't just leave work.
你知道吗?
You know what?
算了
Scratch that.
我知道我长得还算不错
I know I'm relatively beautiful
但我自知我还没那么幸运
but I'm sure as hell not that lucky.
告诉我 现在是什么情况?
So tell me, what's going on here?
我等不了了 我现在就想要你
I want you now, I just can't wait.
你开始提前庆祝了是吧 库伯先生?
Celebrating a bit prematurely aren't we Mr. Cooper?
不是
No.
一杯马提尼
One drink, martini.
好好 两杯 两杯
Okay, two drinks, two drinks.
我不关心
I do not care.
但是我们付给你
But seeing as how we are paying you
这么一大笔钱
a more than significant sum of money
我期待看到你专业一点的表现
I would appreciate some semblance of professionalism.
是服务员的问题
The waitress.
对 服务员
Yes this waitress.
你可以继续 库伯先生
You can do this Mr. Cooper.
我的钥匙
My keys.
没判断失误的话 我不建议开车
A sound judgment, I wouldn't recommend driving.
我的钥匙
My keys.
上帝还在钥匙链上呢
God was on the key chain.
上帝无处不在 库伯先生
God is everywhere Mr. Cooper.
上帝是闪存盘
The flash disk is God.
知道了
I see.
那个服务员 她…
And this waitress, she was...
黑头发 1米6 翘臀 身材不错
Dark haired, five foot two, great ass, decent rack.
过了这个村没这个店了
Look it's now or never.
我要你现在就跟我走
I need you to leave with me right now.
是我就走了 毕竟都在说 你只能活一次
I'd do it girl, like they say, YOLO.
库伯先生 我们为了这次小小的公司违法行为
Mr. Cooper, how much are we paying you
付了你多少钱?
for this little corporate transgression?
啊 数不清吧
Uh, a shit ton.
数不清就对了
That's probably the best way to put it.
说具体钱目的话 就是2680万美金
Monetarily speaking it comes out to about $26.8 million.
免税 我说对了吗?
Tax free am I correct?
应该是吧
I guess so.
你以为要多少钱才够
How much do you think it's going to cost
掩盖一个杀人的事实?
to cover up your murder?
好把一些邪恶的事实埋藏在地底下?
To sweep something this nefarious under the rug?
什么?
What?
我可以给你个提示 比2680万少一点
I'll give you a hint, it's much less then $26.8 million.
有些人或许会说 比数不清可少得多
Some might even say a shit ton less.
你刚刚的表现已经让你谈好了一笔生意
You've just negotiated yourself out of the deal.
卧槽!
Fuck!
新郎是你?
You the groom?
不 我只是在这工作
No, I just work here.
嗯 不错
Oh well that's good.
你看起来还太年轻 还不到妻管严的时候
You look too young to get tied down.
需要清理人员 一团糟
但是呢
Then again.
听着 我有工作 我要是一在大街上看到那些
Look, I have a job and I'm never gonna get anywhere
聪明漂亮 美丽到震颤灵魂的梦中女孩
if I just blow that off for every unbelievably witty,
就放弃我的工作
slightly soul crushingly beautiful dream girl
我是不会有出头之日的
that walks in off the street.
我趴着身子 屁股上插着一把梳子
So I woke up naked, upside-down
一丝不挂地醒过来 这是真事
with a hairbrush up my ass, true story.
我的朋友也在尖叫
And my friend is screaming
因为他被铐在了马桶上
because he's handcuffed to the toilet.
先生 我能为你做些什么?
What can I do for you sir?
能给我来一杯罗伊罗杰斯饮料嘛?
Can I have a Roy Rogers?
罗伊罗杰斯?
A Roy Rogers?
嗯 好
Yeah, okay.
就是…
And that would be a...
可乐加石榴汁
Cola and grenadine.
樱桃可乐
Cherry cola.
额外再加点樱桃 谢谢
Extra cherries please.
必须的
Certainly.
该死 听着尼克 我喜欢你
Dammit Nic listen, I like you.
这个酒吧里现在发生的事
There's a lot of shit going on in this bar
你根本无法想象
that you have no idea about.
所以为你的人生安全和幸福着想 跟我走
So I'm asking you for your own safety and well being.
跟我离开这
Get me out of this bar.
要是在这不久之前
You know there was a time not too long ago
我一定会说好的
where I would have said yes,
但我要是一直以这种态度下去
but how am I ever gonna move up in this world
我要怎么在这个世界里向上爬
with that sort of attitude.
你听听 得用最好的酒来庆祝你
Hear hear, top shelf to celebrate.
你知道这一代劳动力最缺的是什么吗?
You know what this generation's workforce is lacking?
忠诚
Loyalty.
这正是那些大公司所寻找的
that's what big companies are looking for,
从现在开始
it starts right now.
我不再彻夜不归 不再一开始工作就喝酒
No more staying out late, no more drinking on Monday's,
不再因为突然的沮丧而旷工
no more skipping out on work for a random triste.
如果你不能接受的话 我想
And if you can't respect that, then I guess.
从没过 一次也没有
Never, not even once.
和他没有
Not with him.
我觉得是你的身体在控制你的大脑
I think it's your body that's telling your brain
要拒绝一些身体拒绝的事…
something it doesn't want to...
我的天
Oh my god.
老天爷
Oh Jesus.
-尼克 怎么了? -我想我得辞职了
- What Nicki? - I think I need to quit.
真的?
Really?
为什么是现在?
Why now?
现在
Now.
无福利 低薪资 还没有上升空间
No benefits, terrible wages, no opportunity for growth.
分明是一种滋生懒惰 让人停滞不前的沃土
A culture that encourages laziness and personal stagnation,
但这家酒吧让我失去了我的梦中女孩
I mean come on, this bar has cost me my dream girl
现在 调酒师还被新娘传染上了疱疹
and now the bartender's off getting herpes from bridezilla.
抱歉 无意冒犯
Sorry, no offense.
我们能等会再聊
We'll talk about
你虚幻浪漫的爱情吗?
your fictional romantic relationships later, okay?
我现在就去找兰登
Right now, I'll go find Landon.
好 别碰我 行吗
Okay, don't touch me, okay.
干嘛?
What?
你是个蕾丝边?
You're a lesbian?
我还以为我藏得滴水不漏
Oh and here I thought I was hiding it this whole time.
我去
Well shit.
我去你的 兰登
Goddammit Landon.
好了 小家伙 我希望你已经完事了
Alright kid, I hope you got your rocks, off.
天呐 到底发生了什么?
Good God. Jesus Christ what happened?
我甚至连她的名字都不知道
I didn't even know her name.
别动 我马上回来
I'll be right back, don't move.
墨菲 墨菲 别把我留在这
Murphy, Murphy don't leave me here.
或许那天生就不合适你
Maybe you're just not wired for it, you know.
你有想过换一种性取向试试吗?
Have you ever thought about batting for the other team?
感觉是什么样的?
What's it like?
最近的话 是一种薄荷清香味
Recently, pretty minty.
-尼克 -噢
- Nicki. - Ow.
你必须马上离开这
You need to go out of here now.
她是有点糟糕吧
Yeah she's kind of lame.
不 我是让你从后面 出去
No, I mean leave, out the back.
发生了什么事?
What's going on?
能不能听一次我的话 就一次
Just once, do what I ask you to do.
我猜你是这里的老板吧?
I assume you're the proprietor of this fine establishment?
让我们聊聊到底发生了什么吧
Let's talk about what happens next.
好了各位 我们打烊了
Alright everybody, we are closed for business.
我不关心你们回不回家
I don't care if you go home,
但你们不能留在这
but you can't stay here.
很感谢大家 但请大家马上离开
Thank you all very much, please we need you to leave.
小心
Take care.
梅根在哪?
Where's Megan?
应该是跟那个调酒师走了
She probably left with the bartender.
你打算告诉我
Do you want to fill me in on
这里究竟发生了什么吗?
what the hell's going on here?
尼克 你只需要站在这后面
Nicki please, just stand behind the bar
然后闭上你的嘴
and shut your mouth.
谢谢大家 回去注意安全
Thank you everybody. Please be safe.
这到底怎么回事?
What the hell is this?
我才不会像那些人一样
I don't just blindly follow orders
对你言听计从
like the rest of these lemings.
毕竟年龄摆在这
I'm too damn old.
该死的
Goddammit.
特伦斯 闭上嘴
Terence, put a lid on it.
特伦斯·沃克?
Terence Walker?
你他妈是谁?
Who the hell are you?
克里斯蒂安·博兰 很开心认识你
Christian Boland, pleased to meet you.
你是个传奇 到现在我们还会在
You're a legend. We still tell stories
饮水机旁谈论你80年代的壮举
around the water cooler about your exploits in the 80's.
就我而言 我很震惊拉帕波特和普罗加托将你赶了出去
I for one was shocked when Rappaport and Progatto
官方原因是什么来着?
pushed you ont. What was the official reasoning?
酗酒?
Drinking problem?
好吧 到处都是任人唯亲的味道
Well that just reeks of cronyism.
把老的撵出去 就为了给CEO的儿子让道
Out with the old to make way for some CEO's pipsqueak son,
我说对了吗?
am I right?
你在R&P工作?
You work for R&P?
是的
Indeed.
你究竟是谁?
Who the hell are you?
我想我已经说过了 克里斯蒂安·博兰
I thought we covered that, Christian Boland.
特殊收购部门
Special Acquisitions Department.
我知道这有多么的不方便
Now, I understand this is an extreme inconvenience,
但我的确跟这位先生有生意要谈
but I do have some business to discuss
所以我不得不请你
with this gentleman, so I'm going to have to ask you
移驾去其他地方喝酒
to do your drinking elsewhere this evening.
我想我应该能相信你在这件事上的判断力
And I assume I can trust your discretion on the matter,
你毕竟本来也应该还在岗位上任职
seeing as how you should still be under contract
而且举报人可是无法容忍的 你说我说的对吗?
and whistle blowers can't be tolerated, am I right?
当然了 这位……
Of course, Mr...
博兰
Boland.
事不过三
For the third time.
你这个地方很好很隐蔽
It's a nice independent place you have here,
我想应该是最好之一 我很认可
one of the best, I appreciate that.
男厕所 第二个隔间 带他们过来
Men's bathroom, second stall, bring them here.
确定这没有外人
Make sure we're alone.
抱歉 蠢驴
Excuse me, jackass.
凭什么我们都得听你的?
Why the hell are we all listening to you?
噢是的 因为这
Oh yeah that.
我知道 我知道 这是赤裸裸的武力威胁
I know, I know, it's a crude show of force,
但你也得承认 这很奏效
but it is effective, you have to admit.
你们可以把手放下了
You can put your hands down.
你早就注意到
This one has already noticed
我已经把手机信号屏蔽掉了
that I have taken the liberty of shutting down cell service.
我知道你就是那个调酒师
Now I know you're the bartender.
然后你就是这里的老板
I know you're the owner of this delightful establishment.
这个男人刚刚正在隔间里享受着
And this young man was receiving fellatio from a bride to be
那位新娘为他口交的服务 玩的真嗨啊 兄弟
in a bathroom stall, up high buddy.
你还在因为我打断你而生气
Oh you're still sore at me for interrupting,
我知道 这很混蛋
I understand, it was a dick move.
对此我感到很抱歉
Sorry about that.
那么现在还有一个待解答的问题
So that leaves me with one unanswered question,
那个女服务员在哪里?
where is the waitress?
黑头发 1米6 翘臀 身材不错
Dark hair, five foot two, great ass, decent rack,
有人这么跟我说的
so I've been told.
没有?
No one?
你知道我为什么没在厕所里就要了你的命吗?
Do you know why I didn't kill you in the bathroom?
因为你看起来还是个讲理的人
Because you look like a reasonable man.
你看 这里没什么流血的必要
Now, you see, there's no need for bloodshed here.
我关心的只有结果
All I care about is the bottom line.
如果给你封口费
If it's cheaper for me to pay you off
比掩盖你的死要便宜 那大家双赢
than to cover up your murder, everybody wins.
只要你告诉我她在哪
As long as you know where she is.
我 我不知道
I, I don't know.
真叫人失望
Bummer.
-我的天! -兰登
- Oh my god! - Landon.
你看 他连算数都不会
You see, he didn't do the math.
这连你们共三人 我还有两次机会
With three of you here, I still have two more chances
找到我要找的人
to get what I want.
大个子 你猜接下来会怎么样?
So what's it gonna be big guy?
一份丰厚的酬劳还是一颗爆头的子弹?
A big old fat paycheck or a bullet to the brain?
我可以告诉你一切
Like I'd tell you anything.
给我住手
Dammit stop, alright.
我不知道她在哪
I don't know where's she's at.
我什么都不知道
I don't know anything.
我突然想明白了
I've struck a nerve.
他关心你
He cares about you.
你不应该感觉开心吗?
Doesn't that make you feel good.
请你停下
Stop, please.
别
Don't.
我马上把地址给你
I'll give you an address,
我会告诉你想知道的一切
I'll tell you whatever you want to know.
只要你停手
Just stop.
她不在家 你去了也找不到
She's not at home, you're not gonna find her.
我会找到她的
Oh I'll find her.
她那有我的东西
She has something that belongs to me.
一个挂在私人钥匙链上的U盘
A USB drive on a dead man's keychain.
你知道她在哪 对吗?
And you know where she is, don't you?
放开我
Let go of me.
我发现她在后面晃来晃去
I found her roaming around in the back.
人越多越热闹嘛
The more the merrier.
拿开你的脏手 蠢货
Get your hands off me you asshole.
今天我的生日 她把我喝倒了
Today is my birthday and this one got me drunk.
是吗?
Is that right?
太粗鲁了
How uncouth.
婊子
Yeah, bitch.
你知道吗 我差点就把她带回家了
You know, to think I almost took her home.
我甚至都不是这种喜好的
I mean I don't even swing that way
但想了一下 管他呢
but I thought, what the hell, right.
可就这样 试验结束
But that's it, experimental phase is over.
从现在开始 我只吸屌
I'm on a dick only diet from here on out
这样挺好
and that's, that's a good thing.
因为你就是个混蛋[屌] 你也是个混蛋
'Cause you're a dick, and you're a dick
你也是个…
and you're a...
哇!
Woo!
伙计 提醒我不要……
Man remind me not to...
每一个人放下你们的……
Everybody drop your...
老天爷
God.
我辞职了 正式的
It's official I quit.
猜怎么着 我也一样
Guess what, I do too.
跟着我
Follow me.
记住你了 小家伙
Impressive kid.
防卫课
Self defense classes.
油管学的!
YouTube!
我的天尼克 你拖过这里的地板吗?
Jesus Nicki, do you ever mop the floors in here?
天啊 集中注意力吧你
Oh my god, geez, focus.
你正在让这次的收购
You're making this whole acquisition
花掉更多不必要的钱
significantly more expensive than it needs to be.
我讨厌代表公司说话
I hate to speak for corporate,
但我们的股东要生气了
but our shareholders are gonna be pissed.
我的天
Holy shit.
他不是好人 对吗?
He was a bad guy right?
我可没想到今晚会发生这样的事
Man I was not expecting this tonight.
但还玩得挺愉快的 你们说是吗?
But I'm having fun, how about you?
你等着瞧
I'll get back to you!
我去
Shit.
什么?
What?
我把钥匙忘在酒吧了
I left the keys in the bar.
我得……
I'll just have to...
直接敲碎?
Break some shit?
不 我保险杠下面放了备用钥匙
No, get the spare key that I keep underneath the bumper.
从你的身手来看
I'm making an assumption based on your training
我猜你在PNR工作?
that you work for PNR?
我不知道他们现在都已经在招高中生了
I didn't know they were hiring out of high school now.
我新来的 表现怎么样?
I'm new, how am I doing?
对于一个女孩来说还不错
Not bad for a girl.
结束以后想一起吃中国菜吗?
Wanna get together for Chinese after this?
或许我们可以聊一聊?
Maybe we can talk about it?
拿到了
Got it.
布鲁克来了 她拿了一把枪
Brooke's coming and she's got a gun.
你看女人的眼光真是糟糕透顶
You have the worst taste in women.
我需要你们帮我盯着一辆白色的丰田凯美瑞
I need eyes on a white Toyota Camry,
车牌号是283EXW 向星光大道西边开去了
license plate 283 EXW, heading west on Starry Avenue.
查到去向了立马告诉我
Let me know where they're going.
检查手机
Alright cell phone check.
我的还是没有信号
Mine's still out.
该死
Dammit.
这些人有些很不得了的资源
These guys have some serious resources.
就这样 没得谈 我们得去警察局
Okay, that's it, end of story, we're going to the cops.
我们得去找莉安娜
We have to get LeighAnne,
他们以为U盘在她手里
they think she has the USB drive.
难道不是吗?
Doesn't she?
尼克 怎么会在你这里?
Nicki, how the hell did you get that?
是莉安娜 她从钱袋先生那偷来的
LeighAnne, she pulled it off of Mr. Moneybags,
我本来该为他叫一辆车的
I was supposed to call him a cab.
看在老天爷的份上
For Christ sake,
你知道这上面究竟有什么吗?
do you have any idea what's on that thing?
我不知道 流行的色情片收藏?
I don't know, hipster dude's porn collection?
我怎么知道?
How the hell should I know?
或许我们应该直接给他
Well maybe we should just give it to him?
不 你想被一枪爆头吗?
No, no, and get a bullet through our brain
不 谢谢你 不需要
for our trouble? No thank you.
那应该是我们还能活着的唯一理由
That's probably the only thing that's keeping us alive,
要是莉安娜真的被找上了 求上天保佑她吧
and god help LeighAnne if they find her.
她死定了
She's toast.
除非我们先找到她
Unless we get to her first.
她应该已经不在聚会上了
She's probably out partying.
她在和蒂姆约会?
She's dating that guy Tim?
她最近就喜欢这样的口味
Oh he's just the flavor of the week.
那是什么口味 淋病?
What flavor is that, gonorrhea?
我至少知道淋病先生住在哪里
Well I know where Mr. Gonorrhea lives.
先生 我们已经搜查了这里
Sir, we've searched the premises
没有发现调酒师或是PNR特工的痕迹
and there's no sign of the bartender or the PNR operative.
谢谢
Thank you.
我对你们小组还有个疑问
I have a question for the group.
你们有没有人能给我解释一下
Could any of you please explain to me,
你们是怎么让一个1米6高的春丽
how you people got your asses handed to you
用一个微波炉就把你们给解决了?
by a five foot tall Chun-Li with a microwave?
我讨厌代表公司发言
I hate to speak for corporate,
但我觉得你们这没有一个人
but I don't think any of you
能拿到今年的圣诞节蛋糕
are getting your Christmas fruitcakes this year.
你好 先生
Hello sir.
我想这笔交易我们得推迟了
I believe we had pushback on the deal.
PNR已经知道了我们会来
PNR knew we were coming, sir.
他们派了一个特工在这等
They had an operative waiting.
一个特工?
One operative?
我会处理的 先生
I'm taking care of it, sir.
很好 因为我今早还得和股东们
Good, because I have a meeting in the morning
开个会
with the shareholders
如果收购没有顺利通过
and if that acquisition hasn't gone through
那我也不得不开始大规模裁员了
then I will be pushing for very severe downsizing.
你明白了吗?
Do you understand?
明白了 先生
I understand sir.
你知道U盘在哪吗?
Do you know where the drive is?
不 但我知道谁知道
No sir, but I know who does.
她正把我往那里带
And she's leading me right to it.
如你所愿 先生
We have you staying at the Brown, sir,
你将在布朗酒店下榻
just like you requested.
萨凡娜 能问你一个问题吗?
Savannah, can I ask you a question?
当然
Of course.
我们什么时间着陆?
What time were we supposed to land?
凌晨1点40
1:40 a.m..
你让车什么时间来接我们?
And what time did you ask for my car to pick us up?
凌晨1点30
1:30 a.m..
所以有个很明显的问题
Which just begs the obvious question.
那该死的车去哪了?
Where is my goddamn car?
很好 现在有点贵族的感觉了
Great, now I feel like a right royal ass.
萨凡娜 我们俩得结束了
Savannah, we're gonna have to stop doing this.
给你自己买点啥吧
Buy yourself something pretty.
蒂姆家 产业:饭店 草药 员工:1 市值:私人产业 收益净额:无
来吧
Alright do me.
这个打火机不…
The lighter not...
好了 我们到了
Alright we're here.
我们现在该做什么?
What do we do now?
把莉安娜找出来
Find LeighAnne.
然后赶紧离开这里
And get the hell out.
吸
Suck it.
吸
Suck it.
嗯
Yeah.
我吸到了
I sucked it.
还不错啊兄弟
I sucked it good, dude.
哟
Yo.
都在啊
There you are.
-老天爷 -嗯
- Jesus, man. - Yeah.
你不能那么偷袭别人
You can't sneak up on people like that.
你们知道在哪能找到莉安娜吗?
Do you guys know where I can find LeighAnne?
有人知道吗?
Anybody?
呃 你是个警察?
Uh, well, are you a cop?
我看起来像个警察吗?
Do I look like a cop?
呃
Hmm.
该死 尼克 到底怎么回事?
Holy shit Nic, what the hell?
什么事?
What's up?
我是蒂姆
I'm Tim.
嗨 蒂姆
Hey Tim.
莉安娜 我们得马上离开这
LeighAnne, we have to get out of here now.
我的梦中女孩和那个蠢货
Dream girl and douchebag both wanted
都想要钱袋先生的这个玩意儿
what Mr. Moneybags has on this.
莉安娜 兰登死了
LeighAnne, Landon is dead.
听着尼克 我有点磕高了
Look Nic, I'm a little stoned
也可能真的喝醉了
and even more than a little drunk
这些事真的不搞笑
and this shit is not funny.
莉安娜 我不是来搞笑的
LeighAnne, I'm not trying to be funny,
我们必须马上离开这
we need to get the hell out of here now.
在我知道事情原委之前 我哪也不会去
I'm not going anywhere until I know what this is about.
好 那让我们看看
Alright, let's find out.
好了大叔 我们达成共识了
Okay man, we've come to a consensus
你看起来的确不像一个警察
and we've decided that you do not look like a cop.
你们俩真是一点用都没有
You two have been no help whatsoever. None.
也不是那样
Not true.
我可想说大麻可是值得消遣的好东西
I'd say a good diversion is worth its weight in hashish.
你们说呢?
Wouldn't you say?
很抱歉打断了这个聚会
I'm sorry to break up the party,
是时候找出那个服务员了
it's time we find this waitress.
老兄 现在他看起来像个警察了
Oh dude, now that looks like a cop.
这是毒药还是炸弹还是其他什么?
Is it poison or a bomb or something?
不 就是管牙膏
No, it's toothpaste.
就这个而已?
That's what this is all about?
显然是
Apparently.
听我说 这听起来可能很疯狂
Look, um, this is gonna sound crazy
但你得相信我
but you gotta believe me.
你已经陷入了危险 知道了吗?
Your life is in danger. Alright?
我们得离开这
We have to get the hell out of here.
好主意
Good advice.
尼克 把U盘给我 我来保管
Nic, give me the drive and I'll take care of it.
不 我已经知道你跟你的人是怎么保管东西的了
No, I've seen how you and your people take care of things.
我们没时间了
We don't have time for this now.
博兰正往下来 他连想都不会想
Boland is down the hall and he'll kill you
就会直接把你杀掉的
without a second thought.
等会 你是好人吗?
Oh wait, you're a good guy?
不完全是
Not exactly.
但是我是你最后一根救命的稻草
But I'm all you've got.
如果你想活下去就跟我来
Come with me if you wanna live.
哇哦
Whoa.
我告诉过你他们已经带着U盘走了
told you, they've already left with the drive, okay.
可我不相信
Somehow I doubt that.
或许我可以打电话给她 让她来见你
Look, maybe I can call her, get her to meet you someplace?
我看起来有那么蠢吗?
Do I look that stupid?
事实上 是的
Actually, yeah you do.
你们是警察还是什么?
Yo, you guys cops or something?
不是
No.
那就好 我袜子抽屉里还藏着一个"八号球"冰毒
Good, 'cause I've got an eight ball in my sock drawer
而且我之前开车去买啤酒的时候
and I may or may not have sideswiped a Chrysler
可能把一辆劳斯莱斯给擦了
on my beer run earlier.
你能懂那感觉吗?
You feel me?
莉安娜 她在哪?
LeighAnne, where is she?
她之前来过了 但是她刚走
She was here earlier man, but she left a while ago.
来吧
Come on.
莉安娜 墨菲
LeighAnne, Murphy.
别管他们 我们得走了
Leave 'em we have to go.
哇哦 哇哦 哇哦 好好
Whoa, whoa, whoa, okay.
走！
Go!
快点 尼克
Move your ass, Nicki.
不许你这么叫我
You don't get to call me that.
萨驰勒!
Sachtler!
把它收起来
Put it away.
不要把事情弄得比现在更糟了
No need to make this screw up any messier than it already is.
我需要一个清洁小组
I need a clean up crew.
雷克斯基路 4218
4218 Cresky Way.
带上你的支票簿
Bring your checkbook.
你还好吗?
You okay?
嗯 嗯 我还好
Yeah, yeah, I think so.
U盘在哪?
Where's the drive?
这就是你拼命要找的东西吗?
Is that all you give a shit about?
莉安娜和墨菲都……
I mean LeighAnne and Murphy are...
他们现在很安全 暂时
Safe, for now.
付钱给那个女孩封口要比杀了她
It'll be a lot cheaper to pay the girl off
便宜多了
than it is to kill her.
可墨菲怎么办?
But what about Murphy?
他是个很大的累赘 我很抱歉
He's a serious liability, I'm sorry.
我们得去找他
We have to go get him.
我不能用公司的资源来救你父亲
I can't use company resources to save your dad,
这是违反规定的
it's against protocol.
U盘在一个汽车站的保险箱里
The drive's in a safe deposit box at the bus station.
我没有密码 也没钥匙
I don't have the number and I don't have the key.
都在墨菲那
Murphy does.
这就是你的说法?
That's your story?
当然
Absolutely.
你能保证如果墨菲安全回来
And you can guarantee if we get Murphy back safely,
我们就能找回U盘吗?
we'll get the drive back?
绝对的
Totally.
那我们去找他
Then let's go get him.
怎么找?
How?
给我接通人力资源部
Operator put me through to Human Resources.
来一口?
Drag?
去你的
Screw you.
我在尽力戒了 可还是要时不时地
I'm trying to quit. I still need an occasional burst
吸点尼古丁
of nicotine every now and then
来缓解下压力
to kind of take the edge off.
你要怎么处理我?
What are you gonna do with me?
放心 你总会有点用
Well, whatever makes sense.
得到我想要的结果才是最重要的
It is all about the bottom line, so
所以如果让你活着更便宜 何乐而不为呢
if it's cheaper to keep you alive we will do so.
但考虑到你已经受到的创伤
But given all the trauma we've already inflicted on you,
以及你所看到的一切
and everything you've seen,
把你彻底解决掉
it'll probably just be smarter to write you off
可能才是明智的决定
as a total loss.
这是个艰难的时刻 伙计 但生意就是生意
It's a tough break, hombre, but that's business.
我有一个公司
I own a company.
我理解做生意的路子
And I understand business.
利润太低 我就得往酒里兑水
Profits are low, I'll water down the liquor.
桶装啤酒我卖六美元
I sell buckets of beer for six bucks,
可成本只有25美分
the beer costs me 25 cents.
看到我的员工在工作时喝酒
See my employees drinking on the job,
我就当没看见 喝酒会让他们更有激情
turn my head, it makes them more entertaining.
我不杀人
I don't murder people.
克里斯蒂安 你有道德上的顾及吗?
What are your moral qualms, Christian?
公司可不讲道德
Companies are amoral.
从法律上讲 公司也是一个个体
Companies are also a people, legally speaking.
我想如果我想挣大钱 我也确实挣到了 很多钱
I figured if I wanted to get rich, and I did, very much,
人这种个体 最好也像公司那样来运作
it would be best to function like a corporation.
不错 可要是你被抓住
Yeah, except for if you get caught.
你就得进毒气室了
You get the gas chamber.
老实说 我倒希望他们可以让我看着你
I've gotta be honest, I hope they let me watch.
相反 如果你像我一样
On the contrary if you have as much money
有数不清的钱
behind you as I have
建立刑事司法系统就是完全不必要的
there's no real need for a criminal justice system.
你只需要交罚款 再把它计入资产负债表就完了
You just pay a fine, work it into the balance sheet.
做生意总是需要一些成本的
It's the cost of doing business.
这就是美国方式
It's the American way.
听起来很实在
Sounds fulfilling.
至少我还有价值
At least I have value.
你和你的朋友? 只需要把支出列在我们的开支报表上就行了
You and your friends? Just line items on our expense report.
当然 我也可以改变规则
Of course there is a way I'd be willing to bend the rules.
把U盘给我
Get me the drive.
我都说没有 混球
I don't have it dickhead.
就算我有 我也不会给你的
And even if I did, there's no way I'd give it to you.
我宁愿死也不给你U盘
I'd rather die before I give you that drive.
墨菲 这是你今晚说的第一件
Murphy, that is the first thing you have said tonight
我会毫不犹豫地相信的事
that I have unabashedly believed.
你对里面的那些小家伙有什么计划?
What are your plans for the kids inside?
也要杀了他们?
Gonna murder them too?
不 对于他们 我有完全不同的想法
No, I have something entirely different in mind for them.
这位先生 里面请
Gentleman, inside.
你好 我叫博兰 这是我的同事伯库
Hello, my name is Boland and this is my associate Mr. Burke.
我们对今晚行动所造成的不便
We apologize for the inconvenience
为你表示深深的歉意
of our activities this evening
希望你能接受我们提供给你的赔偿
and we wish to offer compensation.
他需要看医生
He needs a doctor.
嗯 是的
Hmm, yes he does.
当然 只要我们能尽快地处理好
Of course, just as soon as we can put all of this
眼前这一团烂摊子
nasty business that we have before us squarely behind us.
但是
But...
嘘
Shh.
我很抱歉 我知道这很困难
I'm sorry, I realize this is difficult,
但我们会对你今晚在行动中
however we are prepared to pay you generously
一直守口如瓶的表现
for your continued silence
进行丰厚的嘉奖
regarding our activities this evening.
你心中有明确的数字吗?
Do you have a figure in mind?
请尽管说出口 我保证这是今晚你唯一的机会
Please speak up, I assure you this is a one time only offer.
两百万?
Two million?
成交
Done.
伯库会制定好保密协议
Burke will cut the check
并付给你钱
and draw up the standard non-disclosure agreement.
我们会编造一个故事
We will develop a cover story
来向那些有兴趣的人掩盖事实
that will satisfy all interested parties
虽然我想有兴趣的人并不多
of which there should be few.
我还要强调一下
I would also like to stress
这是需要缴纳所有的适用税款
that this is a one time only payment
的一次性付款
that is subject to all applicable taxation
如果你违反了这份具有法律约束力的合同
and should you renege on your legally binding contract
我们将不得不采取进一步行动 明白吗?
we will be forced to take further action, is that clear?
明白了
Yes.
你能帮帮他吗?
Will you please help him?
当然
Of course.
很高兴跟你交易 这位……
Pleasure doing business with you Miss...
皮特施密德
Pewterschmidt.
很可爱的名字
A lovely name.
啊 你看 你看我有能多慷慨
Ah, you see, you see how generous I can be.
当问及他们的要价时
Even the most distraught perk up
再心烦意乱的人也会振作起来
when asked to name their price.
我们两分钟后到达集合点
We'll be at the rendezvous point in two minutes.
好了 我坦白吧
Okay full disclosure.
我在一家叫PNR的公司工作
I work for a company called PNR.
洗发水公司
Shampoo company.
洗发水 剃须刀 烤箱 热核武器外壳
Shampoo, razors, ovens, thermo-nuclear weapon casings,
地堡终结者 GPS导航电脑 你懂的
bunker busters, GPS guidance computers, you get the point.
那么你到底是给他们做什么的?
So what exactly do you do for them?
损害防止
Loss prevention.
我们的高级程序员之一
One of our high level programmers
把文件卖给了竞争对手
decided to sell a file to the competition.
现在他死了 我们又找不到上帝
Now he's dead and we can't find God.
现在外面有很多人都在找上帝
Well there's a lot of people out there looking for him.
还有你父亲藏起来的那个U盘
The thumb drive, the one that your father hid.
库伯 酒吧里的那个蠢蛋 今天下班
Cooper, the dickhead at the bar, left work today
是为了将公司机密以数百万的价格卖出去
with the intent to sell company secrets for millions.
我跟踪他的车找到了"湿落鼬鼠"
And I tracked his car back to the Weasel,
本想给他下药
I attempted to drug him,
但你那个服务员在我之前拿到了U盘
but your waitress got to the jump drive before I could
而现在 我们已经陷入了困境
and now we find ourselves in a bit of a bind.
U盘上到底有什么?
So what's on the drive?
这是商业机密
That's a trade secret.
我签了保密合同 不能透露给任何人
I'm under contract to not reveal any...
牙膏
Toothpaste.
我偷看了一眼 可是这个怎么那么重要了?
I took a sneak peek. So what's so important about it?
你知道不管你怎么用力挤
You know how no matter how hard you try,
牙膏管里的牙膏你都是挤不完的对吗?
you can't get the last bit of toothpaste out of the tube?
可公式NC17-42可以解决这个问题
Formula NC17-42 would put an end to that,
用了一种可以增加粘性的液体
with a liquid toothpaste that gains viscosity
当它撞击空气中的氧气时 体积会增加四倍
and quadruples in volume when it hits oxygen in the air,
这意味着……一点也不浪费
meaning that... Not an ounce wasted.
一管牙膏可以用好几个月
A tube of toothpaste could last for months.
差不多一年
Nearly a year.
但PNR都没有牙科部门
But PNR doesn't even have a dental division.
你怎么知道的?
How'd you know that?
我去过贵公司面试
I interviewed for your company.
还做了家庭作业 可惜失败了
Did my homework, didn't work out.
你说的没错
Well you're right.
这将是我们第一批新产品
This will be the first of our new line.
在一年之内 预计我们的市场份额
We're projected to go from a zero to 12% market share
将从0直接上涨到12%
in the first 12 months.
为了一牙膏配方 这也太大费周章了
No toothpaste formula is worth this kind of trouble.
你知道
Do you know how much
五刃旋转剃刀的开发成本是多少吗?
the five-blade swivel head razor cost us to develop?
多少钱?
How much?
账单13亿 外加16人死亡
1.3 billion in pay offs, 16 dead
以及三个非洲国家的用水权
and water rights in three African countries.
我们到了
We're here.
那你为什么不杀了我?
So why don't you just kill me?
你女儿有我需要的东西
Well, your daughter has what I need,
所以现在你是我唯一的筹码
which makes you the only leverage I have.
而你
You on the other hand.
在去医院的路上失血过多
Bled out on the way to the hospital.
很抱歉 我真的是无能为力
I'm so sorry, there was just nothing to be done.
此外 不能让医生问起这些事 对吗?
Besides we can't have some doctor asking questions right?
你已经无药可救了
You're sick.
整个系统都已经无药可救 墨菲
The whole system is sick, Murphy.
如果我拿不到U盘
If I don't get that drive,
这个系统很可能就完了
the system may very well become terminal
我不能让这种事发生
and I can't let that happen.
我们走
Let's go.
首先 我们去R&P总部
First things first, we survey R&P headquarters
看看能不能追踪到他们对墨菲做了什么
and try to track what they did with Murphy.
然后我们就能找到U盘了
Then we can find the drive.
未知来电
谁
Yeah.
是那个扎了发髻的男人
It's the dickweed with the man bun.
说
Talk.
真是惜字如金
So terse.
还在因为我想杀了你而生气
Still sore about me trying to kill you.
我会没事的 说正事
I'll get over it, get to the point.
我想跟你做一个交易
I would like to propose a trade.
我要U盘 我手上有那个调酒师的父亲
I want the drive and I have the bartender's father.
你凭什么认为我会答应这笔交易?
What makes you think we'd make that deal?
哦 因为你对那调酒师的好感
Oh, because you have a soft spot for this one.
这理由太牵强了 博兰
That's thin logic Boland.
也许吧 可是我能把人的性格摸得一清二楚
Maybe so, but I am a very good judge of character.
而且你觉得在这一切发生的事里 你是正派的人
And you fancy yourself the good guy in all this.
所以 一小时内把U盘带过来
So, bring me the drive within the hour
否则我就只能把墨菲的残肢
or I will send Murphy home
送到你的调酒师女孩家里
to your bartender girlfriend in pieces.
哪里见?
Where?
R&P总部 只要你和那个调酒师来
R&Pheadquarters. Just you and the bartender.
千万别搞其他小动作
And no funny business.
我会通知接待员接你们
I'll let the receptionist know that you're coming.
计划有变
Change of plans.
墨菲告诉他你有U盘
Murphy told him you have the drive.
我们要去市中心的总部见他们
We're gonna meet 'em at their headquarters downtown.
所以就你和我去他们的总部
So you and I are gonna stroll into their headquarters,
只有你和我?
just you and me?
因为这个计划听起来真的很烂
'Cause that sounds like a pretty shitty plan.
不止你和我
Not just you and me.
她和我一起的
She's with me.
公司对她只字未提
Corporate didn't say anything about her.
她到底是谁?
Who the hell is she?
现在我说了算
That's my call.
知道了女士
Yes ma'am.
我们要现在渗透进入R&P
We're infiltrating R&P now.
你们有什么策略吗?
Do you have an entry strategy?
不用担心 我们已经拟好了一个计划
Yeah we got one, don't worry about it,
这可不是我们第一次泳池派对
this ain't our first pool party.
她需要一把枪
She needs a gun.
触发器 保险装置 释放按钮
Trigger, safety, magazine release.
两只手 瞄准 扣动扳机 枪响
Two hands, point, squeeze, gun go boom.
明白了吗?
Got it?
嗯
Yeah.
祝你好运
Yeah, good luck with that.
闭嘴
Shut up.
听着
Listen up people.
我们今晚和竞争对手有场会议
We have a meeting with the competition tonight,
而且他们有主场优势
and they have home court advantage.
有位名叫墨菲 1米9 270斤重
There's a man named Murphy, six foot three, 270,
肌肉发达 有棕色头发和胡子的男性
muscular build, brown hair and a beard.
掌握了一项至关重要的
He has intel on the location
有关PNR资产所在地的情报
of a vitally important PNR asset.
所以保证他的人身安全是你们的首要任务
So his unharmed recovery is your top priority.
其他的注意事项 尽量别被杀了
Other priorities. Try not to get killed.
很鼓舞人心
Nice pep talk.
谢谢
Thanks.
想要亲热一下吗?
Wanna make out?
不
No.
但我有枪
But I got a gun.
动起来！
Round it up people!
来吧婊子们
Come on bitches.
R&P公司 产业:消费品 信息科技 员工:157000 市值:255亿美元 收益净额:78亿美元 ▲7.6%
现在你应该很想知道
So right now you're probably asking yourself,
为什么我要在交易的时候
why am I duct taped to an office chair on the top floor
用胶带把你绑在一家产量最大的上市公司
of one of the most prolific publicly traded companies
顶楼里的一把办公椅上?
on the exchange?
我觉得我们已经谈过了
I thought we'd covered this.
倒还没有
Not really.
你应该听说过成本效益分析
You've heard of a cost benefit analysis,
你肯定听过 你自己就是个商人
I'm sure, being a business man yourself.
所以想跟你请教一下
So here's a query.
在什么情况下 我们无法接受附加损害?
At what point does collateral damage become unacceptable?
损害价值太过昂贵的时候
When it becomes too expensive.
完全正确
Exactly.
当加号越来越多的时候
A plus plus plus.
你看 当我让你的服务员告诉我她的要价时
You see, when I asked your waitress to name her price,
我并不是那么直接
I wasn't being entirely forthright.
嗯
Hmm.
金融学上有一个最大值 一个沸点
There is a financial maximum, a boiling point
当达到这个沸点时 让某个人活下来就变得太昂贵了
where it simply becomes too expensive to keep someone alive.
当然这个数字因人而异
Now that figure varies from person to person,
视情况不定 但唯一保持一样的是
situation to situation, but all things being equal
弥补全部损失所要付出的代价
the cost to cover up a total loss.
你指的是 谋杀
You mean, murder.
谋杀也可以换一种说法
Potato, potahto.
编造另一个故事
And by cover up I'm talking
处理掉尸体 搞定
cover story, body disposal, the whole nine.
你别废话了
Get to the point.
220万
2.2 million.
所以很幸运你的服务员还活着
So your waitress friend is very lucky to be alive.
如果她说2.4 甚至2.3
If she said 2.4, even 2.3,
我就不得不……
I would have been forced to...
开枪打她的头
Shoot her in the head.
执行公司政策
Execute company policy.
谋杀的另一种说法而已
Potato, potahto.
这并没针对个人 只是成本和收益的对比
Nothing personal, it's just cost versus benefit.
所以你和你整个特警队组员
So is this pretty much like a regular occurrence for you
已经对这种突袭情况很熟悉了?
with the whole SWAT team, raiding situation?
一年一次 也许两次吧
Once, maybe twice a year.
不定
It comes in waves.
我能问你个问题吗?
Can I ask you a question?
随意
Yeah anything.
你为什么不报警?
Why didn't you call the police?
因为那个混蛋博兰的手机上
'Cause that douchebag Boland guy
有个什么程序已经
had some sort of program on his cell phone
锁定了我们的手机
that locked our cellular devices so...
他在自己手机上做到的
He did that from his phone.
嗯 我以为像你们这种公司里的混蛋
Yeah, I thought all you corporate bad-asses
都具备这样的能力
had that ability.
对我来说还挺新鲜的
That's a new one to me.
真可惜
Huh, it's a shame
因为这看来对于PNR的军事项目
because it seems like it'd be really helpful
很有帮助
for PNR's military program right now.
我会查查看的
I'll look into it.
呃
Hmm.
我能问你个问题吗?
So can I ask you a question?
可以
Sure.
你觉得我有吸引到你吗?
Do you find me attractive?
我们还是说这种时候该说的事吧
Let's table that conversation for this particular moment.
好吧 因为我觉得你很漂亮
Okay, 'cause I, I think you're really pretty.
我能理解你的立场
I do understand your perspective,
毕竟 我马上就要杀了你
after all, I am going to kill you.
让我们回到正题
Let's get things back on track.
你可能很好奇为什么你还没死?
You're probably asking yourself why aren't you dead already?
有一个你可能从没听过的术语
Here's a term you've probably never heard.
下行风险管理
Downside risk management.
意思是 在任何财政状况下
It means, in any financial situation,
都必须对自己的投资做最坏的打算
one must prepare for the worst by hedging one's investments.
这 也就是你会来到这的原因
And that is where you come in.
当你女儿走进那扇门时
When your daughter walks through that door,
我要以任何必要的武力制服她
I'm going to subdue her by any force necessary,
拿到U盘 然后杀了你们俩
take the drive and kill you both.
当然这是最好的情况
That is the best case scenario.
但要是她没有那样东西怎么办?
But what if she doesn't have what she says?
我就只好把她带回来
Then I bring her back here,
带到这个房间
to this very room.
我会拿起一把刀
I take a knife
从她身上开始割
and I start to cut things off of her.
直到你说话
Until you talk.
如果行不通 就换在你身上割 割到她开口
And if that doesn't work, I cut you, until she talks.
不管发生什么事 我都能得到我想要的
No matter what happens, I get what I want.
这就是下行风险管理
And that is downside risk management.
所以我才把你这个酒吧老板
Which brings things full circle as to why you,
连401K手枪都没有的人
a bar owner, with no 401K,
绑在了一家产量最大的上市公司
find yourself duct taped to an office chair on the top floor
顶楼办公室里的椅子上
of one of the most prolific publicly traded companies on the exchange.
我很愿意继续留下来跟你聊天
Now I would love to stay and chat,
但我得去参加一个会议
but I do have a meeting to get to.
但不要害怕
But don't fear.
我已经为你安排好了一点娱乐活动
I have arranged for a little entertainment.
我相信你可能很好奇
I'm sure you've probably been wondering
到底是什么样的组织才会雇佣像我这样的怪物?
what kind of organization would hire a monster like me.
现在你将得到答案
Now you can know everything.
祝贺你
Congratulations,
你刚加入一个大家庭
you've just joined a family.
20世纪最令人兴奋和成功的企业之一
One of the most exciting and successful businesses
这是什么鬼东西?
of the 20th Century. What the hell is this?
-但R&P并不总是… -老天爷
- But R&P wasn't always... - Jesus.
今天你会发现自己身处在
The powerhouse of global commerce
全球商业的发动机总部
whose headquarters you find yourself in today.
多年来这家伟大的公司
Through the years this great company
经历了76次不同的并购
has gone through 76 different mergers and acquisitions,
现在我将详细讨论这里面所有的细节
all of which I'll discuss in detail right now.
在1930年
In 1930...
你的计划是什么?
So what's the plan?
走进去 然后开会
We walk in and have our meeting.
那你那些穿黑色紧身衣的朋友呢?
Okay, so what about your friends in little black leotards?
他们有买意外险
Insurance for any unforeseen complications.
你觉得会有意外发生?
Do you expect any unforeseen complications?
肯定会有
Most definitely.
很好 酷
Oh great, okay, cool.
晚上好 需要我帮你什么吗?
Good evening, can I help you?
我们有预约 来的有点早
We have an appointment. We're here a little early.
你们是来见谁的?
And who are you here to see?
你知道我们要见谁
You know who we're here to see.
嗯
Hmm-mm.
您的约会对象到了 先生
Your appointment is here, sir.
好的
Absolutely.
这边走
Right this way.
我很抱歉得走路
I am so sorry for the walk,
但是我们的东站电梯坏了
but our east elevator bank is broken.
不过这座老建筑总是出问题
Then again it's always something with this old building.
如果不是电梯
If it's not the elevator,
那么就是咖啡机坏了
then the coffee machine is on the fritz.
然而我不应该抱怨
Then again I shouldn't complain.
你们知道吗 根据公司季刊
R&P is one of the top 10 places to work
R&P是十大最佳工作场所之一
according to Corporate Quarterly. Did you know that?
不知道 继续说
No, tell us more.
这个建筑建于1964年
Well the building was built in 1964.
原来是史塔克家族的建筑
It was originally the Stark's Building
也是世界上第一个
and housed the worlds first
跨国农业企业集团
multi-national farming conglomerate.
要喝点什么吗 咖啡?
Can I get you anything, coffee?
不需要
No.
哦 我的天
Oh dear.
放下武器否则我们就开枪了
Put down your weapons or we will shoot.
我们马上把枪放下
We'll put our guns down.
会议在哪里举行?
Where's the meeting being held?
我不清楚
I don't know.
他们把墨菲带到哪里去了?
Where'd they take Murphy?
棕褐色皮肤 个子很高 他不在这里工作
Tall guy with a tan, doesn't work here.
11楼
11th floor.
你不必那么做
You didn't need to do that.
她只是个没事做的接待员
She's just some poor receptionist biding her time
直到她不得不…
until she has to...
你有没有计划到底?
Do you have a plan or something?
我掩护你去电梯
I'll cover you. Get to the elevator.
-然后呢? -别中枪
- And? - Try not to get shot.
走
Sold.
我有个严肃的问题 如果我钱包里的钱够多
Serious question, if I had more money in my wallet
有份正经的工作
and a big cushy corporate job,
你今晚愿意跟我回家吗?
would you be more likely to go home with me tonight?
这是一个问题还是一个声明?
Is that a question or a statement?
我不知道 我只是觉得很没安全感
I don't know, I'm just feeling really insecure about it.
-尼克 -怎么
- Nic. - Yeah.
捂住你的耳朵
Cover your ears.
跟我走
Move your ass.
好吧
Okay.
混蛋!
Asshole!
我已经按了按钮了
I already hit the button.
不错
Good thinking.
该死
Shit.
是的 我觉得你很有魅力
And yes, I find you attractive.
很好
Good.
你想在PNR找份工作吗?
You wanted a job at PNR?
当调酒师就那么糟糕吗?
Is being a bartender really that bad?
想听实话?
Honestly?
嗯
Yeah.
也没那么糟
No, it isn't.
我只是想做点别的
I just assumed I'd be doing something other
而不是给疏远的我父亲的打工
than working for my estranged father
向兄弟会的人兜售烈酒
and hocking booze to frat guys.
工作轻松 家族生意 还有辣妹
Low stress job, family business, hot chicks.
这么说也没错
Well when you put it that way.
子弹快完了
I'm almost out.
尼克 你在帮倒忙
Nic, you aren't helping!
放开她 你这狗娘养的!
Get off her, you son of a bitch!
来吧婊子 来吧
Come on bitch, come on.
感觉还不错吧? 但是别喜欢上了
It feels good doesn't it? But don't get used to it.
这是我的地盘
This is my building.
60秒内就会有15名特工
In 60 seconds there's gonna be 15 operatives
紧盯着你们的脑袋
breathing down your neck.
现在该做什么?
What now?
他说的没错 我们没有备用计划 得交待在这了
He's right. We're screwed and I don't have a plan B.
我有
I do.
你相信我吗?
Do you trust me?
我去
Shit.
我的天 尼克你怎么进来的?
Nic, how the hell did you get in here? Jesus.
你好 很高兴你还活着
Hi, nice to see you alive again,
我拯救了你一命 不用谢
and you're welcome 'cause I just totally rescued your ass.
拯救说的也太过了
Rescued is a strong word.
干得好
Well done,
谢尔兹特工 干得好
agent Shields, well done.
你叫谢尔兹 是布鲁克·谢尔兹吗
Your name is Shields, like Brooke Shields.
尼克
Nic.
我是R&P产业首席执行官 雷金纳德·巴赫曼
Bachman, Reginald Bachman, CEO of R&P Industries.
你知道 谢尔兹探员
You know, Agent Shields,
这对你没有任何好处
that is not going to do you any good.
我的助手已经通知我了
You see, my assistant has already informed me
你的人正在撤退
that your people are in retreat.
而我的人会从那扇门进来
And my men, well, they're going to come through that door.
对了 大概就是现在
Right about now.
你什么时候变成黑寡妇的?
When'd you go all Black Widow on me Nicki?
现在不是说这个的时候
Not now, Murphy.
我想知道你在做什么
I'd like to know what you're doing?
我的意思是你们想想 逃跑可…
I mean, let's look at this, escape was...
逃跑从来就不是计划
Escape was never the plan.
我知道了
I see.
我要求开个会
I asked for a meeting, and goddammit
我他妈就希望你能有点专业精神
I would appreciate a little professionalism.
请坐
Please, have a seat.
坐
Sit.
博兰你让我失望了
Boland, you disappoint me.
这场战斗根本就不公平 她们…
It wasn't a fair fight they...
什么?
What?
她们不按规矩办事
They didn't play by the rules.
她们居然还使炸
Oh my god they cheated.
不不不不
No, no no no no,
你被她们光明正大地打败了
you got beaten fair and square.
但就目前来说 这跟我要说的事无关
But as it stands, that's not what I'm talking about.
不分青红皂白地杀人
Killing indiscriminately,
允许一个特工在公共场合拔出武器
allowing one of your agents to draw his weapon in public
还有你 居然跑去我的大厅当突击队员了!
and you went commando in my lobby!
别在吃饭的地方拉屎
Never shit where you eat.
不是那样的
It wasn't like that.
呵
Ah.
我对你要说的话不感兴趣
I have no interest in what you have to say.
永远也不会
Now or ever.
小姐 请帮我个忙 把那块布塞进他嘴里
Young lady, do me a favor. Put that gag in his mouth.
很乐意
Gladly.
既然不愉快的事已经解决了
Now that that unpleasantness is taken care of,
我相信你该愿意和我谈一谈公事了
I believe you and I have some business to discuss.
我有个提议
I have a proposition.
拿墨菲的命 换U盘
Murphy's life for the drive.
你应该知道
You do understand
我可以杀了你们在座的每一个人
that I could kill every one of you.
然后我就可以从你死掉的 血淋淋的手指里
Then I could pry the drive
毁掉那个U盘
from your dead, clammy little fingers.
但我理解你的要求
But I do understand your problem.
在知道被捕和死亡的概率后
So, knowing the probability of capture and death
你觉得我们还会蠢到
you don't think we'd be stupid enough
带着U盘来…
to bring the drive with us do...
尼克 这不是明智之举
Not a smart move, Nic.
巴赫曼先生 我准备赌一把
Mr. Bachman, I'm taking a gamble here.
我能占用你60秒的时间吗?
If I could just get like 60 seconds, a minute of your time?
在那之后 我很乐意把U盘给你
After that I'll gladly slide this drive over to you
你可以做任何你想做的
and you can do whatever you feel
最符合股东需要的事
best suits your shareholders' needs.
但在那之前我希望你答应我两件事
Until then I ask two things.
第一请不要杀我们
Number one, please don't kill us.
第二仔细听
Number two, listen carefully.
好好想想 尼克
Think about this Nic.
尼克 你会害死你自己的
Nicki, you're gonna get yourself killed.
爸爸 我可以的
Dad, I got this.
这位年轻的小姐 你激起了我的兴趣
You intrigue me, young lady.
好 我答应你
Very well, you have my word,
你的60秒
and your 60 seconds
现在开始
starts now.
我手里的东西
What I have here represents,
就像谢尔兹探员跟我说的一样
as Agent Shields has explained to me,
是对R&P的牙齿卫生产品品牌的一个巨大的威胁
a huge threat to R&P's brand of dental hygiene products.
有了这个 PNR就可以以极大的热情
Using this, PNR can launch themselves
进军到这个领域
into the sector with gusto,
然后在短短6个月的时间里 占据12%到15%的市场份额
securing 12 to 15% of the market in just six months.
你想趁在他们上市之前
By stealing it, you're hoping to undercut their pricing,
通过偷窃来降低他们的价格
beat them to the market
并想用您现有的在口腔卫生上的品牌认知度
and with your existing brand recognition in dental hygiene
来窃取8%到10%的市场份额
steal eight to 10% of the market share back.
但我有个更好的建议
But I have a better suggestion.
全部拿走
Take all of it.
我给您的建议将让PNR的产品
I'm proposing a deal that will give PNR the incentive
和他们提出的口腔卫生计划
to never go to market
永远无法进入市场
with their proposed dental hygiene plan.
你应该知道PNR不可能会浪费一分一毫
You do understand that PNR would not give up one iota
来换取你的性命吧?
of market share in exchange for your life?
不 用这个换
No, in exchange for this.
布鲁克 博兰的电话给我
Brooke, Boland's phone.
博兰 密码
Boland, passcode.
告诉她
Give it to her.
6669
Six, six, six, nine.
赛璐珞
Here we are CelluLockdown,
这名字真他妈难听
that's a really fucking terrible name.
这是一个简单的应用程序加上GPS
It's a simple app coupled with GPS
和蜂窝网络
and cellular network relays
这可以选择性地针对一小部分用户
that can selectively limit cellular service
或整个区域来限制他们的手机服务
to a small number of users or an entire region
一切只需要按一下按钮
at the click of a button.
你醒着吧?
You awake?
从我知道的来看
From the little I've seen,
PNR的好手们很乐意用
the good folks at PNR would gladly trade
区区4%的牙膏专利
a measly 4% share in toothpaste
来得到这个小应用
to get their hands on this one little app.
为什么?
Why?
PNR在数据挖掘和信息技术领域持有
PNR holds numerous lucrative defense contracts
大量利润丰厚的国防合同
in data mining and information technology.
那都是些R&P想都不敢想的合同
Contracts that are decades away for R&P.
而这个有趣的小玩意
So while this handy little espionage tool
在你们这除了当个小小的间谍工具
is a fun gadget for Agent Douchebag over here,
对你的想要的结果毫无价值
it's worthless to your bottom line.
那不如你给他们技术 他们给你公式
You give them the technology, they give you the formula,
大家都有更多的钱赚
everybody makes more money
而且没有任何恶性竞争
without any pesky competition,
最后 为了表示诚意 请让我们活着离开
and as a show of good faith you let us leave alive.
时间到了
Time's up.
你的雇主会喜欢吗?
Would this be agreeable to your employer?
当然
Absolutely.
PNR董事会呢 会批准吗?
And would the board of PNR, approve of this?
他们已经同意了
They already have.
好吧 好吧 好吧那就这么说定了
Well, well, well, then you have a deal.
我们会在今天下班前把文件送过去
We'll deliver the paperwork before end of business today.
真的?
eally?
怎么了?
Sorry?
完事了?
We're done?
哦 你们都可以走了
Oh, you're all free to go.
那他呢?
What about this guy?
他怎么了?
What about him?
他杀了我的一个员工 还绑架了我
He killed one of my employees. He kidnapped me.
他还企图谋杀我的女儿
He tried to murder my daughter.
我想看到他被绳之以法
I wanna see him brought to justice.
好吧博兰先生 你不再受雇于R&P产业了
Alright, Mr. Boland, you are no longer employed by R&P Industries.
你这狗娘养的
You son of bitch.
自由市场 真是不好惹
Free market, it's a bitch.
好了我们要走了
Right, we're gonna go now, so.
走吧
Come on.
这桩生意真难谈
It's a tough business,
我终于知道你为什么这么疲倦了
I can tell why you're so jaded.
谁能给我解释一下
Can somebody please explain to me
到底发生了什么?
what the hell happened in there?
这是迄今为止最…
That was by far the most...
勇敢 聪明 英勇
Brave, intelligent, wildly heroic.
最愚蠢的事
Stupid thing I've ever seen anyone do.
我没看到其他人有想法所以…
Well, I didn't see anybody else stepping up so...
很精彩 还有点性感
Because it was also brilliant, and a little sexy.
她说得对 你很聪明
She's right, you were brilliant.
我知道我说的不够多 几乎就没说过
I know I don't say this enough, not really at all.
但当我被绑在椅子上的时候
But when I was tied to that chair
我不知道我能不能活着出去
and I didn't know if I was gonna get out alive,
我能想到的只有你
all I could think about was you.
我知道我没有把你放在第一位 我很抱歉
I know I haven't made you a priority in my life, I'm sorry.
但我向你保证 尼克 我会陪着你
But I promise Nicki, I'm gonna be there for you,
就像今晚你在我身边一样
just like you were here for me tonight.
我爱你尼克
I love you Nicki.
家庭第一 对吧?
Family first, right?
该死的
Goddammit.
如果你想做个文书
If you want that desk job,
我想我可以找到一点关系
I think I might be able to pull a few strings.
我觉得我受够了美国的公司
You know I think I've had enough of corporate America.
不过谢谢你 我会给你在酒吧留个座位的
But thanks, I'll totally save you a seat at the bar.
约定了
It's a date.
想搭车回家吗?
Want a ride home?
没关系 我们可以走回去
That's okay, I think we'll walk.
尼克 要是我们达成了某种保密协议
Oh and Nic, assuming we can come to some sort
而且我也不需要杀了你
of non disclosure agreement and I don't have to kill you,
我觉得我们需要适当地稍微补偿你
I think a little compensation is in order.
毕竟你刚刚给PNR赚了一大笔钱
Considering you just made PNR a significant amount of money.
让你的人给我的人打电话
Well, have your people call my people.
那我呢?
What about me?
你说价
Name your price.
我想要一条船
I want a boat.
也不是不可能
That's not outside the realm of possibility.
一条大船
A big boat.
一条大船?
A big boat?
你从哪儿弄来的人?
Where'd you get people?
我有人
I got people.
有你和莉安娜了
I got you and LeighAnne.
那就是说你不辞职了?
Oh so that means you're gonna rescind your resignation?
也许吧 但我需要加薪
Maybe, but I'm gonna need a raise.
那是要在我修好酒吧 让所有顾客相信
Is that before or after I fix the bar
他们不会再有致命的危险之前还是之后呢?
and convince all the regulars they're not in mortal danger.
可你要是你之后得整天在船上忙活
When are you gonna have time to do that
你还有时间干这个吗?
when you're tooling around on your boat all day?
天呐 真会给我一艘船吗?
Geez, really a boat?
只要能让我远离自由市场
Yeah, a boat, a train, I really don't care
不管是一艘船还是一辆火车 我都不在意
as long as it gets me away from the free market.
我已经受够了
I'm done.
当然这只是白日做梦 所以……
Of course it's just a pipe dream so...
别这么说爸爸 你知不知道你有多成功
Don't say that dad, who knows what you accomplish.
这可是美国 我们家乡的土地
I mean this is America, land of the home,
还有自由勇敢这之类的东西 你懂我吗?
free and the brave and all that good stuff. You feel me?
大家都是这么说的 尼克
So they tell me, Nic.